We're Happy Little SODOMITES,
As queer as queer can be,
We all enjoy our sodomy,
For breakfast, lunch and tea,
Our mummies say we're getting buggered ev'-ry single week,
Because we love a SODOMITE,
We all adore a SODOMITE,
He puts a rose in ev'-ry cheek.
Happiness and homosexuality are not mutually exclusive.
Sodomy - more than just an odd entry,
it's a float of epic biblical proportions!